May 2012
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April 2012
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Urgh.
Killer drills at practice today. Learned how to fall slide properly. Repeatedly. A lot.
Also, burpees on top of pushups on top of lunges on top of squats on top of runs. What a lovely way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
We’re only 3 practices in and our numbers are already diminishing. There were 48 of us to start, but I only counted 31 today. We haven’t even started hitting yet!
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http://www.realtor.ca/PropertyDetails.aspx?PropertyID=11792751&PidKey=-476970270 →
realtor.ca
Check out this 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom house at Dundas and Bathurst:
http://www.realtor.ca/PropertyDetails.aspx?PropertyID=11792751&PidKey=-476970270I don’t even know… I’ll let the realtor’s description in the listing just start this:
“Opportunity Knock (sic) Only So Often…First Time Buyer Price Point For This Trendy Area**Tons Of Potential For Developer To Build ** Fully Detached * * Liveable As-Is * * Mechanically This Home Has Been Well Maintained * * Walk-Out From Basement To Long Backyard * Plenty Of Parking * **** EXTRAS **** All Elf’s, Stove, Dryer”
So, first time buyer; it’s cool that your price point is 600k. You can’t go wrong with a mechanically well maintained home, whatever that means. Opportunity is definitely knock (sic) for this one. Bidding war guaranteed. Oh and “tons of parking” 2 full spaces.
Apparently also “liveable as is”, although there are no photos of the house, I put full trust in this realtor that this home is probably a gorgeous pot light infested newly painted clean designer show home inside. Who needs photos, right? The realtor wouldn’t be lying. My motto is, always trust a realtor who uses a lot of asterisks - they know what they’re talking about.
Thanks so much to John for submitting this!
Remember: always trust a realtor who uses a lot of asterisks.
Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
- my inside voice at practice today.
